Monday, February 18, 2008

Just For the Record

I recognize my shortcomings, they are many.
I admit my infirmities, they are debilitating.
I confess my inadequacies, they are my downfall.
However
I know my Redeemer, and Praise my LORD,
His Love covers a multitude of sin.

Thank you, Lord, for friends who overlook, yea, even forgive my inevitable blunders. Please, be my mouth. Let me reflect only You.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

RUP4IT?

RUP4 a weekend away of R&R? Don’t be AWOL, MPN! It will be a time of GR2BR. Believe me when I say this will be an occasion that is HBB. Don’t take my word for it, CTO. In fact, AFAICT, only an ACORN would miss this. Don’t wait 2HBASTDO before you commit to come with us. You know it’s true, it’s too hard to just HITAKS anymore. ISTM we need this event to be TGWOG. Let’s BHB/CGH!

So, RUP4IT?

MC
DWM, FM
* Associated with the AAAAA.

This is just a fun way to say, "Let's get away from the distractions of this world, get alone with The LORD God, and get our priorties right." You know we all need it from time to time, so, my church women's ministry is planning a spectacular weekend for just that purpose. We will have fun, hear fabulous music, learn from prominent and encouragings speakers, play, eat, and in general, regenerate.

Need a key for the above message? Here it is. And, I hope to see you at HeartSong Ministry Retreat RUP4IT?


*Key to ACRONYMS
2HBASTDO – To Hit Bottom And Start Digging Out
AAAAA – American Association Against Acronym Abuse
ACORN – A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty Person
AFAICT – As Far As I Can Tell
AWOL – Absent Without Leave
BHB/CGH – Be Holy Because God is Holy
CTO – Check This Out
DWM – Director of Women’s Ministries
FM – First Mansfield
GR2BR – Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
HITAKS – Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HBB – Hip Beyond Belief
ISTM – It Seems To Me
MC – Michelle Canton
MPN – Make Plans Now
RUP4IT? – Are You Up For It?
TGWOG – Truly Great Women Of God